2026-02-20
Welcome to the Poopborne Dev Blog
Eat Flaming Death Studios
Hello. You found us.
Poopborne is a game about an 80-year-old blackbird named Frank Chubbins who has spent his entire life avoiding a cosmic debt. That debt is now due. He must poop on the wicked to restore karmic balance — 10,000 points worth — before his time runs out.
It's a Zelda/Metroid-inspired platformer. It has 8 dungeons. It has a story we're genuinely proud of. It has a character who is basically The Dude, but a bird, but also facing the end of his life, but also justice is real and he has to do it.
We're building something we think is strange and worth your time. This blog is where we'll document how it's coming together — the decisions, the mistakes, the moments where it clicks.
More soon. Frank is tired but working on it.
— Eat Flaming Death Studios